Twin Turds

No matter what one’s feelings are about the U.S.’s involvement in Iraq, it’s hard not to believe that the world is a little bit better place today with Uday and Qusay dead. These two turd-loafs pinched from the arse of Beelzebub did more evil before 9:00 am than most people do all day. I’m sorry, but there just aren’t enough shoes in all of the Middle East to throw at their vile, hirsute corpses.

There’s a feeling of disappointment, though, for a couple of reasons. First, we didn’t capture them alive, so we won’t be able to get any new information from them. Second, they died too simple a death. (Of course, I suppose there isn’t a death cruel enough for these two, so perhaps this second disappointment is just an exercise in vengeful futility.)

One can only hope that the next ones on the hit list are big daddy turd-loaf Saddam and his sister Osama.